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True G-rated anecdotes and stories from childhood through retirement. "Senior Humor" has no filthy 4-letter words, no explicit sex, insults or curses.

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ISBN: 0964060639
ISBN(13-digit): 9780964060630
Copyright: 1995
Library of Congress: 95-77859
Book Publisher: A. Borough Books
Binding: Sewn
No. of Pages: 128
Illustrations (B&W): 13




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