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You'Ve GOT to Have a Sense of Humor to Have a Wedding
Bigger, Margaret G.
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BOOK SUMMARY
True anecdotes (humorous, disastroous & outrageous) from the engagement to honeymoon Advice, too!

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BOOK EXCERPTS
As a wedding couple was departing, the bride's little neice called out to them, "When are you gonna have a baby?"
The wee guest was fascinated by the wedding. When it was over, he asked his folks, "Can I come back for the divorce?
The kid grinned while the bride and groom were kissing. People in nearby pews heard him ask his parents, "Have they sprinkled the pollen yet?"

AUTHOR BIO
Known as the "wedding glitch expert" Margaret G. Bigger has passed along advice based on true, sometimes wacky, tales on 11 national TV shows (including Maury Povich, Sally Jessy Raphael and Extra, 60 TV broadcasts around the country and nearly 500 radio talk shows, such as NPR's Talk of the Nation.


MORE BOOK INFO
ISBN: 0964060655
ISBN(13-digit): 9780964060654
Copyright: 1997
Dewey Decimal: 741
Library of Congress: 96-086617
Book Publisher: A Borough Books
Language: ENG
Binding: Perfect
No. of Pages: 128
Illustrations (B&W): 14


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